clauses

1-Arogones: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?

Bosque: Yes, of course

Arogones: Great! I never could before!
 

2-Teacher: Maria please show America on the map.
 

Maria: Here it is

Teacher: Good. Then kid, who discovered America?
 

Class: Maria did ,teacher.

3- A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.
 

The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
 

“Go on,” said the Scot, “have another drink.”
 

The Englishman drank gratefully. “But don’t you want one, too?” he asked the Scotsman.
 

“Perhaps,” replied the Scotsman, “after the police have gone.”
 

4-When I was young I didn’t like going to weddings.
 

My grandmother would tell me, “You’re next”
 

However, she stopped saying it after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

5-The First 3 Years of Marriage

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
 

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
 

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbos listen